The name's Edwin...
(it is crucial that when you introduce yourself that you proffer your right hand in a similar fashion to a lady offering her hand to be kissed. Instead of said kiss, you MUST shake hand making sure that your hand goes towards your chest first and then back towards partner's)
please note, you may only use this introduction if your name is Edwin, or if you have been introduced to an Edwin in this manner.

Hi, the name's Edwin. I'm out of prison and comin tae get ya..............